Cryin’ won’t help you. Prayin’ won’t do you no good.
When I was younger, I used to eat Bugles by placing one Bugle on the tip of each finger and pretend I was a werewolf (because they looked like claws). When that game got old after a few hours, I’d snack on those sons of bitches like a frog lapping up flies.
This game created a […]
McDonalds unhealthy?
I just ate a double-quarter pounder with a coke (number 3) from McD’s and I don’t understand everyone’s complaints that fast-food is increasing the obesity percentage of our nation’s population. That burger went through me faster than a speeding bullet, leaving no time for weight gain. Now I feel great, satisfied, and with a little […]